The Dirty V Plant-Based Noshery Menu (Update 2025)
Welcome to The Dirty V Plant-Based Noshery, an innovative vegan oasis located in Apex, NC. This culinary haven offers a delightful twist on classic comfort foods, ensuring that plant-based dining never feels limited. The menu bursts with an array of options, including juicy burgers, flavorful hot dogs, and creamy mac and cheese, which have garnered rave reviews from enthusiastic patrons.
- Must-Try Dishes: The waffle chili cheese fries and the fried chicken sandwich tend to steal the show with their unique flavors and presentations.
- Diverse Offerings: Don’t miss the “Half-Baked Shake,” a rich treat that combines milkshake goodness with crispy brownie crumbles.
- Inviting Atmosphere: The artistic decor and vibrant energy make each visit enjoyable, further elevating the dining experience.
Whether you're a committed vegan or just curious, The Dirty V promises satisfying dishes that leave a lasting impression. Come savor the creativity!
I LIKE BIG BURGS & I CANNOT LIE
BASIC BETTY
4 oz hand patty w/ pickles, lto, dirty v sauce (add cheez 1.5)
BIG BETTY
basic betty burg w/ an extra patty (add cheez 1.5)
SMAC DOWN
4 oz hand patty, housemade mac n chz, onions, pickle, splash of weak sauce
DIRTY SOUTH
4 oz hand patty, chili, cole slaw, onions mustard
NAUGHTY COWGIRL
4 oz hand patty, cheddar, house onion rings, jalapeno bbq sauce, smurf ranch
LIL' KIM
4 oz hand patty, housemade kimchi, fire in the hole sauce
EL SUCIO
4 oz hand patty, housemade queso, jalapeno, cilantro, nuclear waste sauce, lto
PATTY SLAPS
bigazz 8 oz hand patty, texas toast, grilled onion, "swiss" chz, dirty v sauce
BASIC FRANK
plain ol' dog w/ mustard & ketchup
SLOPPY CONEY DAWG
dog, chili, slaw, mustard, diced onion
CAROLINA DIRTY DAWG
dog, chili, queso chz, onion, dirty v sauce, house pickle relish
BAHN CHI BOW WOW
dog, housemade kimchi, fire in the hole sauce, jalapeno, cilantro
DIRTY DOGS
GIMME SOME WAFFLE FRIES
BIG NASTY
chili, cheese, onion, cilantro, smurf ranch
TRASH TALKER
the ultimate vegan garbage plate fries, patty, mac n chz, chili, onions, shredduce, tomato, dirty v sauce, weak sauce
BOOFALO GAL
buffalo weak sauce, smurf ranch, shredduce, cilantro
THE UNFORGIVABLE
if you know, you know. fries, cajun seasoning, fire in the hole sauce, reaper me a new one sauce.
SIMPLE SMAC DOWN
oodles of noodles slathered in creamy cheese sauce
SIGNATURE KIMCHEE MAC
housemade cheese, spicy kimchee, topped w/ cilantro, sesame dust
CHICO MALO
mac topped w/ jalapeno, nuclear waste sauce, chili, cilantro
ATOMIC MAC
mac topped w/ jalapeno & both our hottest sauces
MAC ATTACK
STRANGE & SIDE PIECES
WAFFLE FRIES
generous basked of our signature waffle fries. try adding one of our home made sauces for a little dippy dippy
HAIL CAESAR SALAD
shreddy kale, vegan parm, creamy housemade caesar, crispy croutons
ONION RINGS
housemade onion rings w/ zesty dirty v sauce
COLE SLAW
cup of our famous southern creamy coleslaw
BIG CHEEZ
2 slices cheddar cheez melted between 2 pieces of texas toast
LIL' BETTY
plain burger w/ ketchup & mustard (add cheez 1.5)
LIL' FRANK
plain dog w/ ketchup & mustard
LITTLE MESSES
GET SAUCY
SMURF RANCH
housemade ranch w/ a touch of blue algae
DIRTY V SAUCE
our signature spoog
HAIL CAESAR SAUCE
housemade creamy caesar, ain't just for salad!
BARBIE COUP SAUCE
she's sweet w/ a kick, sriracha bbq sauce
FIRE IN THE HOLE SAUCE
spicy sriracha garlic sauce
HUNNY MUSTARD
it's bee-free af, ya chick-a-feel-me?
WEAKSAUCE
mildish buffalo
REAP ME A NEW ONE SAUCE
chyeah, you'll feel it in the mornin'. she's a carolina reaper girl.
NUCLEAR WASTE SAUCE
tomatillo, spirulina, cilantro, jalapeno
BUTTERFACE
housemade vegan butterflingers, chocolate oat milk soft serve
STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE
strawberry, vanilla oat milk soft serve, vanilla cookie crumble, cocowhip
UNICORN YACK
blue spirulina, pink pitaya, green matcha, rainbow sprinkles, vanilla oat milk soft serve, golden berry syrup
BASIC AF CHOCOLATE
a basic chocolate shake
BASIC AF VANILLA
a basic vanilla shake
NANNER PUDDIN
vanilla nicecream, banana, vanilla wafers, cocowhip